I've only been in Cannes for an hour, but already it's time for my interview with Dina Kaplan, a reporter who is recording video interviews for two independent filmmaking websites: Cinema Minima and Blip TV. The two interviews are over in a matter of minutes, and as if that wasn't surreal enough, a nearby orchestra prepare for the Star Wars Premiere by playing the Star Wars theme tune during the interview! It's all very surreal and bizarre to me, I have the biggest smile on my face and can't stop smiling!
The Boy With A Thorn In His Side
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- Cannes 2005
15/05/05 - Seeing Stars

My first day at Cannes and not one I'm going to forget in a hurry. I've spent the past two days travelling all the way down to the south of France, so I'm tired but excited about being in Cannes. The weather is boiling hot and I'm somewhat overwhelmed by the hundreds of people that pack the streets.

Film, handing out dvds and inviting people to my screening. It dawns on me that alot, if not all of the distribution companies are very genre specific and are only interested in picking up certain types of films such as horror films or action films. Where my quirky little comedy film about an 18 year old loser would fit in is anyone's guess.

After that I hang around for the Star Wars Premiere. There are hundreds of people all waiting to get a glimpse of the stars. I manage to find a good spot only 30 yards away from the red carpet. Eventually the stars walk down the red carpet one by one; Billy Zane, Michael Madsen, Sharon Stone, Samuel L. Jackson, Natalie Portman, George Lucas! It's an amazing end to my first day in Cannes - I'm totally gobsmacked by the whole experience and can't wait for the rest of the week.

16/05/05 - Reality Check

Monday was a big reality check for me, as I spend the morning handing out my 100 leaflets inviting people to the screening of: 'The Boy with a Thorn in His Side'. Compared to the other films being publicised, my little leaflets I'm handing out are unprofessional to say the least.

Walking around the Marche Du Film in the afternoon it suddenly dawns on me that there are thousands of films looking for distribution deals, all of which are better marketed and publicised than mine. My film has no publicity whatsoever, and any hopes of selling the film whilst are Cannes are soon dashed. The whole experience is somewhat daunting and a big wake up call.

17/05/05 - Comedy, anyone?

Tuesday is much of the same. In the morning I have a meeting with a distribution company who seem interested in what I have to say, but I'm not getting my hopes up. I spend the afternoon talking to various distribution companies in the Marche Du

The rest of the day I meet up with the guys of Hot Lemonade Films - they're fellow filmmakers who I know and are veterans of the Cannes experience. They take me under their wing and we watch a few short films.

I've kind of accepted that I can't do anything else to help promote my film before the screening tomorrow. One thing I've quickly realised is that I'm not a sales person, I'm a filmmaker.

18/05/05 - The Learning Curve

Wednesday I have a meeting with Media Pro Pictures, a Romanian company who provide a service for companies shooting over there. The whole meeting is something of a mismatch, as I'm never going to shoot in Romania unless someone gives me a lot of money.

19/05/05 - Judgement Day

For millions of people today, this date means the opening day of Star Wars Episode III. For me, this date is the screening of my film at Cannes. It's quite to cool to put things into perspective that way - I clearly remember seeing Star Wars Episode II a few years back and wondering where I would be, what I would be doing when the final episode of the series opened. Never in my wildest dreams would I imagine I'd be

in Cannes, screening my feature.

The screening went okay, it wasn't a disaster, but neither was it a great success. The screening room sits thirty, and out of a possible thirty, nineteen people turn up throughout the film. I know that's not great, but it's better than no one turning up other than myself. The screening for me is excruciating. Watching my film with a bunch of strangers made me see my film in a new light; all of a sudden I can see alot of problems with it - the pacing of the film, the acting, the overall quality of the film - I know that sounds harsh but you have to be brutal and honest with yourself.

Some people walk out after ten minutes, some people walk in after half an hour, one or two stay from beginning to end.

It's not all doom and gloom; people react well to the film, there are plenty of people laughing at the right moments; Rob's job interview scene

goes down well, so does most of the German parents' parts and the film receives a generous round of applause at the end. I'm relieved the whole thing is over and done with in the end - apart of me thinks the whole thing has been a total wate of time, the other half is immensely proud to have screened my first feature at Cannes, not many people can say that.

20/05/05 - Day Off

After a long week of highs and lows, Friday I devote to watching films. In the morning I wander up the red carpet in my tux to see Tommy Lee Jones' 'The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada' which is very well made and highly enjoyable. In the

afternoon we watch: 'Three Times' which was beautifully shot but painfully slow.

I'm already reflecting on the past week and round the day off by watching Martin Scorsese's: 'The Last Waltz' on an outside cinema screen on the beach. Sitting there on the beach at night, in my tux, in a deckchair as Neil Young comes on screen and sings: 'Helpless' I kind or realise that it's not all bad, and things could be a hell of a lot worse.

 

Evaluating Cannes

So that was my week, which began so well but kind of went downhill. Don't get me wrong, I'm so pleased I went to Cannes because I learnt so much and I guess the experience has toughened me up somewhat as a filmmaker. It's a tough business and you have to be brutal in every aspect of filmmaking. I know now that my next film

has to be a huge, huge improvement on: 'The Boy with a Thorn in His Side' otherwise I might not bother.

I didn't expect to sell my film at Cannes, and the screening could have gone a lot worse so I had nothing to lose to begin with. I return from Cannes alot wiser, knowing that nothing is easy, especially in the world of filmmaking. It was a week with plenty of highs and lows and mixed emotions, after the screening I didn't know why I'd bothered with the trip, or why I

bothered to make the film in the first place.

But as I say, I learnt alot from the experience, I'm in a good position as a filmmaker being relatively young with a feature under my belt already, so the future looks bright.